Aries: Anything, as long as it’s got a lot of energy!
Taurus: A turtle: it’s slow-moving, doesn’t need a lot of attention, and won’t compete with its owner for food.
Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but–
Cancer: Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.
Leo: A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn’t compete with its owner’s place in the sun.
Virgo: Let’s see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $3.86, including tax–
Libra : Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won’t require as much time and attention. Oh, I don’t know. What would you do? Are you sure?
Scorpio: A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What’s not to like?
Sagittarius: Sagittarius: A horse, of course! Let¹s hope it’s got enough stamina to keep up with me.
Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?
Aquarius : A hamster. First, I’ve got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor–they don’t make anything like that? That’s okay, I’m sure what I come up with will be much better.
Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, they’re easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them… I’m scorpio-had a rat! Hate cats! Ugh!!!
The Best Pet For Your Zodiac Sign (the serious version):
You like to exercise, so a dog is always a good choice. You are better off to keep the dog a smaller breed though, as you are never at home. You also would do well with a bird.
Any type of dog suits you, but ones that are calm and like to lie around and watch television with the family are the best. You also get along very well with cats as they are so gentle. You prefer cleaner animals so you are not fond of rabbits or ferrets.
You love having a constant companion so a lap dog is the best choice for you. You need a pet you can travel with. Many Gemini’s have pets in pairs. They often have two dogs or two cats so they can keep each other company.
You do well with small furry creatures including hamsters, gerbils, kittens, and ferrets. You are also a lover of fish, because you are a water sign.
You are the penultimate sign for the cat so you enjoy the independence and charm of a feline in your home.
You are not that fond of pets in general as they tend to mess up the house, but you would do well with a smaller cat that can take care of itself. Exotic pets are not for you!
You are a friendly, gentle person so you really prefer a dog over a cat. Walking dogs in the park is a great way to meet new people too!
You are one of the few signs that loves a snake, spider, or reptile for a pet. You also have a way with cats as to you they symbolize sensuality and the occult.
You are not a pet lover as a rule because you like to travel and be free of responsibility. You do well with low maintenance pets like fish or tortoises. Some Archers are great equestrians and own not just one but several horses.
You are not that fond of pets as they tend to mess up your lifestyle. You prefer a big dog that stays outdoors. You are very good at running a farm if you are so inclined.
You do not like to keep pets in general, but you are fascinated by creatures of the air. Birds and bugs are your best choices for a pet.
You like calm animals so you prefer a cat over a dog. You are also a major water sign so fish, especially koi fish, are not a bad choice for your sign.